Noel Parker
Animal Stories
Howard Hughes had native Texan drunk as a skunk author and fake news promulgator of crypto zoology named Lyle Blackburn on his program. Lye said there could be a skunk-smelling large ape living in the Southern woods or swamps of Texas and this screw ball Crypoto-zoocrewball has made alot of jingle writing these fake creature sightings and stories recalling eyewitness accounts of these ape hairy-like sighting of people most likely on moonshine. Lyle Blackburn is a writer of fake news and is a hick and a punk form the South likely also drunk on moonshine and hard liquor when writing a book
and Lyle told the British podcaster that he is a investigative journalist along with a monster hunter as he and his hillbilly buddies often go into the woods and God knows what they do in there. Lyle Blackburn is so full of shit along with the Cypto-animal community as he thinks somehow these monsters, sea snakes, lochness dino-like monsters, and Yetis are not discovered because we don't give these animals enough credit for natural hiding form humanity and this explains why there has never been any bodies or credible pictures despite
everyone having a cell phone. Lyle told MR Hughes that Texas is so big and that it is hard to get into every knick knack and bogland. Howard Hughes of the Unexplained Podcast always has bullshit as heard form Mr Blackburn as Howard tried desperately to be another Art Bell Coast to Coast fake news and so forth. I wonder if it ever occurred to this hat wearing bullshit author artist and Howard that these people through the decades were a but tad inebriated as this is Texas after all
Lyle and Howard I think need to be thrown into a caged Gorilla cage to see and feel what a real animal is like and quit conjuring up one somewhere it don't belong or exist. It was amazing to hear these pyschos as they seemed to try to out flank and out fake the other in their talks of crypto-zoology and space aliens often attacked to hairy beast sightings. I really think Lyle Blackburn bullshits and lies and this is a craft he learned to picking up the whores in East Teas bars. I think he does it to be an author and for the pussy while the pussy British tard Mr Hughes I think really believes this shit.
Perhaps the Boggy creek monster is an escaped urban Black Gay Gorilla or was some man in a monkey suit as just from watching old television programs the monkey man suit gag was everywhere and clearly this could explain the 1940 and 50's sighting of this beast in the bog swamps to the unexplained parts of Howard Hughes stubborn mind wishing to believe in Bigfoot and Harry and the Hendersons but the fact its such a large stinky skunk ape creature would have to developed the hard skill of invisibility to be able to evade detection in this day and age and if Howard Hughes and this shit head cowboy hat wearing monster hunter thinks a species can evolve this they must be on a three night binge drinking of rum and sucking ape skunky homo cock and skanky barfly whore pussy.
and Lyle told the British podcaster that he is a investigative journalist along with a monster hunter as he and his hillbilly buddies often go into the woods and God knows what they do in there. Lyle Blackburn is so full of shit along with the Cypto-animal community as he thinks somehow these monsters, sea snakes, lochness dino-like monsters, and Yetis are not discovered because we don't give these animals enough credit for natural hiding form humanity and this explains why there has never been any bodies or credible pictures despite 
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